Feldman Cubs

This was Riley's shirt back when she was a kid.

This is wooden sushi!

Dad thought it was more fun to give me a hammer.

Arrrr!

Dad is really not on his game right now!

Oh, hello.

A pleasure to see you today, I'm sure.

Something very exciting happened today.

It's true.

I GOT HUNGRY FOR SOCKS.

I was all "GIVE ME SOCKS TO EAT! ROAR!"

Socks just taste really good.

Om nom nom nom nom.

This is my sock-eatin' face.

Hmm. I don't know what came over me there.

Dad assures me that I'm pretty much the best pianist since R.I. Feldman first laid fists on a keyboard.

Oh! That's my sister Riley?

Fascinating.

Anyhoo, yeah. I'm a piano expert.

I also have a lamb rattle!

Ba ha ha ha!

This song is called "Smash."

Mom and Dad got out the Poor Man's Backdrop! Time to have my first bite of food!

Hm. Riley said rice cereal is yucky, but I could get used to this. I think the trick is ...

... to eat it like you mean it!

Ba ha ha ha ha!

Trough me!

That's good paste right there.

I learned this move from Riley herself.

Enough of this. Gimme the spoon.

There you have it, folks! I hope you enjoyed my first rice cereal as much as I did. Thanks, and come again.