It had been years since we’d been to the zoo, so …


I brought my bear (named Tiger) along to see what’s new there.


One word: Hats.


Tiger liked checking out the polar bears.


This, however, is not a polar bear.


This is a giant snapping turtle that used to scare me when I was a little kid. I’m cool with her now.


This bird chews gum and blows bubbles out of her nose.


This Zoe doesn’t chew gum at all …


… but she eats black beans now.


Here she is showing you what a black bean is.


Here she is eating one.


Ha! I was doing that years ago!


Youngsters these days.


Zoe takes this stuff personally now.


To demonstrate her maturity, she counts her beans (but not out loud).


I don’t realize it, but dad gave Zoe some of this quesadilla when I wasn’t paying attention!


This is her “How you like me now?” look.

Roar at the cubs