Mom and Dad got out the bed sheet!
It's about time.
Dad slapped on his 50mm f/1.2, but ...
He did _not_ set it to f/1.2!
I discussed this travesty with KangaRangaRoo and Joey.
Eventually, I got over it.
Then I proceeded to go through the classic baby advertisement poses.
"I choose Melissa and Doug toys because I'm worth it."
"I don't always pour baby formula all over my feet and face, but when I do, I prefer Earth's Best organic soy."
"Someone pooped in my diaper."