I guess security at these places is pretty lightweight. Mom and Dad were able to get me into a real sushi restaurant!
Do you think the waitstaff had any idea what they were in for?
I LOVE SUSHI!
We got some kind of teriyaki dish too.
Actually, mom ordered herself the teriyaki, and she got me some noodles off the kids' menu, but I made her switch with me.
I know what I'm doing in these places. We don't need to get all pedestrian on my account.
For example, these are chopsticks, mmkay?
Mine came with this nifty rubberband up top.
I don't need it there, but it's nice that they wanted to be helpful.
This is an example of what chopsticks are not meant to do.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how I roll.
See?
Sometimes you do just have to toss back a noodle or two with the tools you were born with.
Mom tried to pass off the kids' menu noodles to Zoe, but Zoe knew better.
Mom and dad introduced me to "caterpillar rolls" today.
No caterpillars were harmed in the making of this maki.
Eh? Did you see what I did there? Thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your server well. I know Mom and Dad sure did.