This is my friend Rosie. She’s 731 today, so I got her this nifty bunny puppet.
Rosie would like to point out that she’s 731 in days, not years. If you insist on measuring in years. she’s two.
Her birthday party was very cool. You can’t go wrong giving mallets to toddlers.
I also enjoyed this sneaux cone, which I invented myself with parts I found.
Sneaux is faux snow, in case you couldn’t tell.
You can really taste the sneaux!
Hold on. I’m getting a call.
Riley Potamus here.
Uh oh. It’s Samuel Bert. He says my sneaux cone is a patent infringement and he’s going to sue me.
Oh, right. OK. I’ll tell him.
I’m just 22 months old and you’ve been dead for 25 years. Bring it, Sammy.
This is my friend Henry. He likes dump trucks even more than I do.
And this is Isabella. She really likes my clacking gator walker. I’ll remember to bring it next time, when Rosie turns 1096.
