
Mom and Dad try to limit my TV time.

But the fact is, it’s the only thing that keeps me still for more than 10 seconds.

And besides, a girl’s got to watch Franklin in the morning.

One of Dad’s lenses lets him take nice bright photos with nothing but light from the TV and a lamp.

I asked him if he could just use a flash like normal people.

He threatened to turn off the TV, so I stopped asking.

I try to maintain an inqusitive, intellectual appearance while watching TV. That way, Mom and Dad won’t worry that we should be reading instead.

