Mom and dad took me to the Boulder County homeless shelter library recently.
They have computers there that I can reformat without upsetting dad.
Dad got bored, so Mom and I put on a puppet show for him.
This show was called “Diego Battles Mega-Frog.” Dad was totally into it.
I had to turn off my phone in the library, so I checked my voicemail when we got home.
My factory warranty can’t be up; I don’t even own a car. Let me speak to your supervisor.
To get me above the third percentile in weight, Mom and Dad have replaced some of my healthy snacks with potato chips.
I like the ones with cracked pepper and sea salt.
Yes, I am saving these face-crumbs for later.