
Dad got a nice new camera, and the first thing he did was figure out how to use it to make pictures that look like they were shot with an oatmeal container.

That’s just how he is. Don’t get me started.

I occasionally look straight into the camera now.

Dad’s oat-cam does render Bok Bok pleasingly smooth in backgrounds.

More importantly, Dad couldn’t find any potato chips or spoonfuls of margarine, so he gave me cucumbers to eat this afternoon.

I need to tell my people about this.

But first, I need to stare at the TV a bit. Wow Wow Wubbzy is on. I love it …

… but Mom and Dad just don’t understand it at all.

Dear Riley:
Which camera did you dad get?
By the way, we think you’re awfully cute, and we love reading about the things you do!
Love,
Haley and the Pack
Dad changes his stuff all the time, so I can’t keep track. But he says he’s “totally full frame” now and never going back.