Auntie Elisha wanted to play with my Mega Blocks, so she invited us over for Thanksgiving dinner.
I build towers now.
There’s not much better than a good tower, no sir.
Even though Elisha wanted to play with my Mega Blocks, she was busy making excellent cranberry sauce.
So I got to play with them most of the time.
I come to Elisha’s house mostly for enlightenment.
Her incandescent fireplace puts me in the right frame of mind for reaching nirvana and so forth.
But it’s going to take a lot more cranberry sauce to put me in the right frame of tummy.
In the meantime, I’ll build more towers and see if enlightenment just sort of shows up.
What’s that? Enlightenment requires extensive meditation and hard work?
Bah! This is America! I’ll sit in front of these candles and enlightenment or Santa Claus or something will show up.
It’s the right of every American to expect good stuff to come down a chimney.
That’s what makes this country great.
Any second now….