Do you know what my favorite animal is?
Take a guess.
It makes me happy just to think about my favorite animal!
Behold! It is the pig!
Pigs are smart and fun to chew on, as long as they are not real.
Oh, yes–they are a wonderful, magical animal.
Don’t you agree?
I like to review my pig carefully before I chomp it.
Chomp!
Yum yum yum yum.
Palate cleanser!
Mi piace il prosciutto di plastico.
And she speaks Italian too!!!