Feldman Cubs

I wear Brooklyn on the outside because Brooklyn is how I feel on the inside.

The chicken matches nicely today.

I can hold a whole cow in the palm of my hand. Whoa…..

I can hold a horse just as easily. I’m starting to freak myself out….

You might want to turn away. We’re only seconds away from a ferocious chomping.

Hello there. The observant among you will notice that I am wearing a smock.

Smocks go great with blurred tile floors.

This is probably my favorite place in the house to be.

The smock makes me look mature–probably because so many adults wear smocks.

I’m back in the chair!

The chair’s comfy, but I prefer the nice cold tile.

If you don’t mind, I’m just going to smock-stare for a bit.

To celebrate our fourth pre-winter snow storm, I have become a bear!

Ba ha ha ha!

It’s going to be six degrees out tonight in Boulder.

Have I mentioned that it’s not even winter yet?

By January, we will be able to build an igloo in the backyard.

Contain your jealousy!

I’m going to New York soon.

Maybe I’ll bring some animal costumes with me.

I would dress up like a baby pigeon to celebrate my New York visit, but there is no such thing as a baby pigeon.

Have you ever seen one? Didn’t think so.

Do you know what my favorite animal is?

Take a guess.

It makes me happy just to think about my favorite animal!

Behold! It is the pig!

Pigs are smart and fun to chew on, as long as they are not real.

Oh, yes–they are a wonderful, magical animal.

Don’t you agree?

I like to review my pig carefully before I chomp it.

Chomp!

Yum yum yum yum.

Palate cleanser!

Mi piace il prosciutto di plastico.