Feldman Cubs

My first taxi ride. I can practically feel my immune system kicking in!

I enjoy the big-city culture. I don’t think I’ll be able to go back to my four-key Little Tikes piano after this.

I can roll from my back to my tummy now!

Excuse me, Ms. Bear, can you believe it?

How about you?

It’s true. I can.

I’m pretty proud.

Ladies and gentlemen, assisting us in today’s production was the lovely and talented Ms. Bear.

A little applause would not kill you people.

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UPDATE: Here’s the video!

Why hello! I am a watermelon, as you can plainly see from my color scheme. I weigh about 10 pounds and 7 ounces, and I’m about 24.5 inches long. Not bad for a watermelon!

This is my best “sit as motionless as a watermelon” pose.

What did you think? Pretty convincing?

Ha!

Ba ha ha ha!

You can’t tell that I, Riley, am here, because it looks like there’s just a watermelon sitting on the couch and watching TV.

Ba ha ha ha!

OK, OK, it’s really me.

But I was this close to fooling you!

Wow!

Care to bite my feet? I like doing that now.

I could stare at them all day.

C’mon–have a little monkey foot.

I am not asking. I am telling.

I kid! I kid! I don’t even really want to share. More monkey foot for me!