Feldman Cubs

I have no idea where these came from.

Here–have a look–what do you think?

Oh–that’s right. They’re mine.

Stylish, no?

Ba ha ha ha ha!

Don’t you wish you had monkey feet too?

Hee.

Time to sit back and enjoy my status as a Golden Fire Pig!

Indeed, 2007 is a Chinese Red Fire Pig year! (Some say pig, some say boar….)

Yes, this is a great year to be born.

And I’ll grow out of these pants from grandma Annette before the passport actually arrives!

Hello! My butt is bare!

Stop staring!

My butt is cute, but my eyes are still my best feature.